December 2011
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1D jokes
Harry: Why did the man sleep under the car? So he can wake up oily in the morning!
Louis: Oh, it's funny because oily sounds like early. What do you get if you cross a snowman and a vampire?
Niall: Snampire.
Louis: It is in fact not a Snampire...it is frostbite.
Liam: What do you get if you cross a pig with a centipede? Bacon with legs. What is the best thing about deadly snakes? They've got poisionality.
Niall: What do you call a man with a seagull on his head?
Harry: Cliff.
Louis: We said don't say it if you know the answer!
Niall: What is a baby swan called?
Louis: A slizzleswan.
Harry: Little swan.
Zayn: Why did the donut seller retire? He was sick of the hole business. What do you get if you eat all of the Christmas decorations?
Harry: Tinselitis!
Zayn: ..WHY. WHY.
Louis: Harry is by far the most scroogiest, grinchiest bum hole.
Zayn: What is the most common element on earth.
Liam: GERBILS.
Harry: What did the alien say to the garden? Take me to your weeder.
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Reblog If you love how weird One Direction is c:
eminemily32:
louisboobeartomlinson:
niallhoranisasexgod:
But wait, there’s more…
NO..?
love thisss!
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I love it how Directioners refer to One Direction...
louis-tomlinson-is-my-superman:
This fandom is just too cute
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FULL ONE DIRECTION BLOG? RE-BLOG AND I'LL FOLLOW...
louistomlinsonscarrotgirl:
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Reblog if you love Danielle! :)
in-zaynly-in-love:
thisonedirectionmoment:
This post will be screenshoted and tweeted to Danielle .We can show how much Directioners love her. :)
She’s perfect x
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Harry passed his driving test! :)
underthelightsx1d:
Congratulations Hazza! <3
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At the mall today...
Me: That girl has the same hat as One Direction!
Friend: Cool.
Me: It's the same exact hat!
Friend: Ok.
Me: Can I go ask her where she bought it?
Friend: No.
Me: But its the same hat!
Friend: Get a life.